President celakaparty, @JantanCelaka yang akaun Twitternya telah dihack pada dua minggu yang lepas, telah berjaya untuk kembali mencelakakan diri di garismasa TwitterJaya setelah appealnya diterima. Sebenarnya, penerimaan appeal tuan presiden, telah dilicinkan dengan jutaan duit dana yang telah terkumpul hasil pau budak-budak sekolah agama di area Singapore yang berdekatan.
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| Peminat Nicaragua, kalau tak silap |
Dan serentak dengan comebacknya ke TwitterJaya, ahli-ahli party marhaen yang lain telah bertindak dengan tergesa-gesa meng #ff kan beliau sehingga menyebabkan beliau melonjak di carta follow friday yang tahakejadahnya. Berikut ialah kedudukan president dalam senarai penjenayah yang dikehendaki dalam Malaysia, setakat lepas semayang Jumaat hari ini
Seraya dengan peningkatan ini, diharapkan agar semua penganut party agar mengupdate bio twitter masing-masing dengan meletakkan tag #CelakaParty di dalamnya. Berikut ialah list mereka yang dikehendaki setakat pukul 2petang ini. For the record, party menyaksikan sebanyak 15 orang dari 33 ahli, last time gua check.
Oh, by the way, semalam ahli celakaparty dilaporkan muntah purple dan mereng kerana @jantancelaka telah disampuk oleh jin Islam yang pernah menyampuk @akuskizo. Ramai jugak lah penganut party yang sujud berjemaah dek perubahan radikal yang berlaku. Bila ditemuramah, presiden cuma menyarankan agar semua peminat basuh kaki sebelum tidur dan baca penerangan beliau di blog rasmi party: CELAKAPARTY.BLOGSPOT.COM
Akhir kata, kami diblog akuskizo mengucapkan Selamat Celaka dan mendedikasikan lagu ini kepada semua yang rasa macam celaka jer sekarang ni. Hahahaha!
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Myien Nur Sharmin♥
A 21 y/o Pilot, I fly high ♥ . . Keep your eyes on me & watch out! Stay or leave, the choice is yours ♥
friengers the real fros salleh
an entrepreneur to few businesses. food critic. admin to few business pages in fb. contractor to 2 international companies & i watch wonder-pets with the kids.
JKMizal JK juz a CheapName
& hidup kamu kalau follow..namun masih ade yg sangat bertimbangrasa.. Org yg dlm *22A1EFFD-no ajaib*
aaaammmmmm amm mohammad
boobs hunter koala. . think twice before click the follow button. im gonna talk shit and spam your TL
Uncle_Lah Uncle Lah
Uncle yang syok sendiri. You don't need to follow me, I'm not gonna lead u anywhere. 2208D34E
beingJIHAN Jihan Majid
If you don't like my peaches, then don't shake my tree. My life is very simple,I live it & I love it. If I quit,however,it lasts forever. NO REGRET!
Adamvai The Ghost Hunter
The Ghos†buster that hunts down demons, djinns & black magic practitioners without any mercy. Head of Security for Paranormal Crew 666
loofranchot Loo F
who dear? me dear? gay dear? of course dear!into you dear? ouh absolutely not dear :) Queen , kau hado? ouh and its Loo-Fran-Sho 21ed52c3
andynadzri Andy Nadzri
An entrepreneur, a magnet to money & self made millionaire in the making. Pengerusi Hal Ehwal Agama
Chefddj Danial Durri Jamil
A chef. My tweets are random. got any Q bout food, try asking.. A gentle giant.
deannaishak Deanna Ishak
A detrimental introvert; writes emotional crap but yet appear to be the laugh-out-loud freak, literally. Owns a high possibility of being bipolar.
esuddendeath eSuddenDeath
I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we're not wise enough to see it. - Oprah Winfrey (#celakaparty -- www.celakaparty.blogspot.com)
TyRaz_ Razmah.
An Arian. Born to lead. I'm here for myself. And I'm so in love with my friends.. Mulut cam celaka tp hati baek. ;)
affisashari affis ashari
aku tweet apa yg aku nak tweet. aku menghargai follwers. one love y'all. pentypo sejati di alam fana :3 sarawakian.
justpalotaku jasuperotekyu
easily excited, curious and playful with ideas. but may tend to be loner at least part of the time.
hhazzett Nor Zetty Hazra
(^^,)Under reconstruction until early October. Be patient..Sorry for the inconvenience (^^,) *
kaydaheartless Kay Denan
Seorg yg pendiam didunia nyata. Tapi disini, dia petah bertweet & dia tweet apa yg terlintas difikirannya. I vote for & I'm from 255D49CF
HneeLatif Hαni Abd Lαtif
Rock and Roll, I tweet whatever i like, ready to conquer the world. . I'm so in love with my one and only
hazirahcavan H∆ZIR∆H ∆VE C∆V∆N
Me always imagine the world one day would be like The Invention of Lying movie..and i will smiles every moment when i redeem the special coupons.
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