Friday, September 30, 2011

#CelakaParty Bulletin


President celakaparty, @JantanCelaka yang akaun Twitternya telah dihack pada dua minggu yang lepas, telah berjaya untuk kembali mencelakakan diri di garismasa TwitterJaya setelah appealnya diterima. Sebenarnya, penerimaan appeal tuan presiden, telah dilicinkan dengan jutaan duit dana yang telah terkumpul hasil pau budak-budak sekolah agama di area Singapore yang berdekatan.
Peminat Nicaragua, kalau tak silap

Dan serentak dengan comebacknya ke TwitterJaya, ahli-ahli party marhaen yang lain telah bertindak dengan tergesa-gesa meng #ff kan beliau sehingga menyebabkan beliau melonjak di carta follow friday yang tahakejadahnya. Berikut ialah kedudukan president dalam senarai penjenayah yang dikehendaki dalam Malaysia, setakat lepas semayang Jumaat hari ini

Seraya dengan peningkatan ini, diharapkan agar semua penganut party agar mengupdate bio twitter masing-masing dengan meletakkan tag #CelakaParty di dalamnya. Berikut ialah list mereka yang dikehendaki setakat pukul 2petang ini. For the record, party menyaksikan sebanyak 15 orang dari 33 ahli, last time gua check.

Oh, by the way, semalam ahli celakaparty dilaporkan muntah purple dan mereng kerana @jantancelaka telah disampuk oleh jin Islam yang pernah menyampuk @akuskizo. Ramai jugak lah penganut party yang sujud berjemaah dek perubahan radikal yang berlaku. Bila ditemuramah, presiden cuma menyarankan agar semua peminat basuh kaki sebelum tidur dan baca penerangan beliau di blog rasmi party: CELAKAPARTY.BLOGSPOT.COM

Akhir kata, kami diblog akuskizo mengucapkan Selamat Celaka dan mendedikasikan lagu ini kepada semua yang rasa macam celaka jer sekarang ni. Hahahaha!

Results for: celakaparty


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 Nur Sharmin♥
A 21 y/o Pilot, I fly high ♥ .  . Keep your eyes on me & watch out! Stay or leave, the choice is yours ♥

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 .Lya
Awas!! menggigit!. Ayuh bah kalo ko brani.. 

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 the real fros salleh
an entrepreneur to few businesses. food critic. admin to few business pages in fb. contractor to 2 international companies & i watch wonder-pets with the kids.

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 Amrul Azmi Mizan
 I talk shit, not wisdom. A Masochist.  

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 JK juz a CheapName
 &  hidup kamu kalau follow..namun masih ade  yg sangat bertimbangrasa.. Org yg  dlm *22A1EFFD-no ajaib*

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 amm mohammad
boobs hunter koala. . think twice before click the follow button. im gonna talk shit and spam your TL 

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 Khaliq ϟϟ
Muslim / Son / Brother / Father / Realist / Marketer / Malaysian / Ahlil 

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 Uncle Lah
Uncle yang syok sendiri. You don't need to follow me, I'm not gonna lead u anywhere. 2208D34E 

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 Sardonic Ara
You rock, I rock! 

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 tulang oren
i`m not comedian..just orang giler (lemah dan selalu dikalahkan)#celakaparty

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 Shamin Aizuddin
Call me Wak. Saya ahli baru . Cinta ketat2 pada   

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 Jihan Majid 
If you don't like my peaches, then don't shake my tree. My life is very simple,I live it & I love it. If I quit,however,it lasts forever. NO REGRET!

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 The Ghost Hunter
The Ghos†buster that hunts down demons, djinns & black magic practitioners without any mercy. Head of Security for Paranormal Crew 666 

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 Loo F
who dear? me dear? gay dear? of course dear!into you dear? ouh absolutely not dear :) Queen , kau hado? ouh and its Loo-Fran-Sho 21ed52c3

 IRWAN
Aint much of a model citizen  

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 Andy Nadzri
An entrepreneur, a magnet to money & self made millionaire in the making. Pengerusi Hal Ehwal Agama 

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 . Sid .
Saya bukan sesape di garisan masa. Tuit ikut mood dan membosankan. 

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 Danial Durri Jamil
A chef. My tweets are random. got any Q bout food, try asking.. A gentle giant. 

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 Muhammad Ariff 
Love football much.   . Love tennis. Nadal and Federer fan ever. 

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 mas
Contradiction. That's me. 

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 Deanna Ishak
A detrimental introvert; writes emotional crap but yet appear to be the laugh-out-loud freak, literally. Owns a high possibility of being bipolar. 

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 Muhammad Fakhruddin▲
⌣»̶·̵̭̌Ω̴̩̩̩̥✽̤̥̈̊♡twitterland♥✽̤̥̈̊Ω̴̩̩̩̥·̵̭̌«̶⌣

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 Fali
 roti canai is my influence. saya suka sembang satu jari.  

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 Dude Mohd Iqbal
Seekor  yang sangat lupa daratan, sila puja gua sebelum tido 

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 ZsaZsaN
Cleverly disguise as an evil woman and hates superficial expectations 

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 eddy karma
I'm just the other half. I'm okay.   

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 Melati Shaari
Five, Six, 7-Eleven.... Pipols who hate me can go to heaven ~  ♥ 

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 eSuddenDeath 
I trust that everything happens for a reason, even when we're not wise enough to see it. - Oprah Winfrey (#celakaparty -- www.celakaparty.blogspot.com)

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 Khairul Aizuddin
Crappy tweets. BEWARE!! Feel free to interrupt. Menteri Pembangunan 

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 Razmah.
An Arian. Born to lead. I'm here for myself. And I'm so in love with my friends.. Mulut cam celaka tp hati baek. ;) 

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 Dude Iqbal Zainal
Seekor  yang lupa daratan. Sila puja gua sebelum tido, 

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 affis ashari
aku tweet apa yg aku nak tweet. aku menghargai follwers. one love y'all.  pentypo sejati di alam fana :3 sarawakian.

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 Anis Rich
devil bside of angel face 

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 elsyafique
Hard work good, n hard work fine, but 1st take care of head :)) 

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 jasuperotekyu
easily excited, curious and playful with ideas. but may tend to be loner at least part of the time. 

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 Nor Zetty Hazra
(^^,)Under reconstruction until early October. Be patient..Sorry for the inconvenience (^^,) * 

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 Kay Denan
Seorg yg pendiam didunia nyata. Tapi disini, dia petah bertweet & dia tweet apa yg terlintas difikirannya. I vote for  & I'm from  255D49CF

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 Afif 
headbanging is crucial. 

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 Qayyum Abdul Razak
an ex semi-carry for KCR and now XET GAMING captain powerhouse dota-clan      

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 Codename: Put.
I fire you up, I flame you down, and I laugh at your idiocy. 

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 Hαni Abd Lαtif
Rock and Roll, I tweet whatever i like, ready to conquer the world. . I'm so in love with my one and only 

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 Si Picisan Rebel
Seorang rakyat yg mendokong perlembagaan negara yang lucu :D 

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 GadisCelaka
I am interesting both in here and in real life. Come and seduce me. 

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 Rezza Zurrin
Either you are with me,or againts me. 

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 Amiruddin Aziz
Ready or not, Here I come! Dah ke belum? .. Ahlul-Bait 

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 H∆ZIR∆H ∆VE C∆V∆N
Me always imagine the world one day would be like The Invention of Lying movie..and i will smiles every moment when i redeem the special coupons. 

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 JUJU
I don't give A shit. I give a lot more! 

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 NurAini Lee
Mix blood,dark blue eyes and red lip. 




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